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shwagerr:

Google my ass

transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

risinyira:

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

We really don’t know how we function. Please help us.

aestheticrequiem:

the-goddamazon:

accras:

thescowlingdaedreemha:

Michael Jai White

Wow, what?

Petition to make him play T’challa?

Ill take three to go.

aphdenmark:

give me percy jackson hiding in public lakes and scaring the shit out of unsuspecting night fishermen and couples in canoes

blasianxbri:

do-not-touch-my-food:

Cookie Dough Popsicles

😧
  • dog: *barks*
  • me: chill
phuckindope:

Her swag is everything 😍

goonsac:

[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday

toyota:

damn the pope about to preach some sick verses
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